18/08/2023 at 11:52 PMMore

casgirl

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Compilation

saintmarrow

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Forgetting another good one

ovenroastedtwerkey

never not thinking about Poison Jr

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18/08/2023 at 11:51 PMMore

lavosse

they would NOT fucking have communication skills that good

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18/08/2023 at 11:45 PMMore

thatonecurlygurl

This had me laughing harder than it should have.

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18/08/2023 at 11:44 PMMore

libbyframe

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Peach blossom, lotus flower, and ranunculus commish

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18/08/2023 at 11:08 PMMore

alucarddaily

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Babe, is everything okay? You've barely touched your Castlevania: Symphony of the Night stove

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18/08/2023 at 11:07 PMMore

toastpotent

"i fucked your wife"/"i'm having sex with your wife"/"i'm cucking you": comedy

"i'm helping your wife with household chores"/"i'm taking your wife out to a nice dinner and show after she's had a long day at work"/"i'm bonding with your children over family gatherings": peak comedy

gunsandfireandshit

Transcendent comedy

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gay-lizard-dads

[Alt text: Twitter post reading "I'm at yo BM crib throwin M&M's at yo kid head full speed."]

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18/08/2023 at 11:05 PMMore

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garaks-padded-bra

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

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18/08/2023 at 11:00 PMMore

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welovethesedogs

th3_s3nsitiv3_snack3r: just burst into tears after learning my preferred brand of onion dip would no longer be sold (╥ _ ╥)... but later felt true, human joy when i tasted the newest flavor sour of gummy bears (,,> ᴗ <,,) just another day in the life of me, the sensitive snacker

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